(Source: browningtons, via ruinedchildhood)

"Everyone’s just looking for reasons to wake up and get out of bed, some do it for nothing but a kiss, perhaps a cup of coffee, others have a harder time; no train to catch, no hand to hold, no reasons at all."

- (via loserdyke)

(Source: quotethat, via buthoneyyourenotalice)

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

So like I actually did this once at a sleepover and said I wanted to make reservations for 2 and if they could save me a window seat and like she argued with for about 30 minutes and put the phone down so I phoned back and was about to complain about her… And she ended up answering the phone so I was complaining to her about herself so in the end she told me she would reserve the table. Idek. It seemed like a good idea.

(via buthoneyyourenotalice)

soridiculouslygay:

vineofficial:

Teenagers are so weird bc everybody’s horny and nobody’s having sex

let’s all work on changing that

(via guideme-home)

fascinates:

"if you like someone, just tell them!"

is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone

(via the--perks--of--being--me)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via confirmance)